February 2012
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Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: Where is the what?
Filipino parents: Where is da-
Me: WHERE IS THE WHAT? FINISH YOUR SENTENCE
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about art.
I could never eat my food alone, ever without these grade 10’s being given a share.
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mom: anime club
me: no
mom: what do you talk about in anime club? pokemon?
me: mom no
mom: do you talk about your favorite pokemon
me: mom
mom: my favorite is the water one
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you make a big deal out of everything. If I don’t close the door properly, it’s a problem. I don’t fix the pillows, it’s a problem. I don’t close your bedroom door, it’s a problem. I don’t fucking make everything the way you want it to be, it’s a fucking problem. You make a big deal out of everything that needs little discipline, yet you’re...
you're like a penny.
ayyitsshaniah:
Two faced, and worthless.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
After I finish talking to the person I like.